Garlic

Music by Jim Steinman, original German lyrics by Michael Kunze.

Chagal and Guests:

Garlic, garlic!

A small pipe and a vodka

And a ? fiddle-dee-dee

The throats heal

The women are horny

And the grind is over.

Village Idiot:

But the best things come to an end

Dragan:

When the landlord signals to the food.

Kolya:

When the stew steams

Dragan:

And everyone munches

Village Idiot, Dragan and Kolya:

Until he stinks from his pores

All:

Until he stinks from his pores!

Chagal and Guests:

Garlic, garlic

Is our passion.

Garlic, garlic

Gives heart and soul power.

It makes small things bigger,

It makes common things noble

And makes what tires stronger.

Rebecca:

In meat there are maggots

Vegetables are dirty

Lard is rancid

Sauce is ?

But everyone says it tastes good.

Guests:

Come with a full bowl!

With lots of garlic please!

It has fabulous effects

On gastric juice

Each mouthful tastes even better!

All:

Garlic, garlic

Puts life into the abdomen.

Garlic, garlic

Makes the old young again,

Lets muscles swell,

Lets the juices pour.

Garlic brings relief!

Magda:

The young only want to run around

And the old only gabble.

Chagal:

Garlic makes boys and men

Into old Romeos.

All:

Nothing on Earth is healthier

Especially here in winter.

Dragan:

Open your mouth

And we'll belch.

Village Idiot:

Urrhg!

Moron:

And all worries will disappear

All:

And all worries will disappear!

Rebecca:

Garlic, garlic

I have always trusted it.

Garlic, garlic,

And strong sauerkraut.

Chagal:

The best ever cooks

Will be speechless at the taste

Magda:

They would be ill and the next day

Would explode with flatulence

Rebecca:

Instead of the usual moaning,

Everyone says "It's delicious"

Chagal:

The ? is fatty and mealy

Every bite blesses you.

Rebecca, Chagal, Magda:

Because garlic works wonders

All:

Because garlic works wonders

All (except Alfred and Abronsius):

Garlic, garlic

Is our passion.

Garlic, garlic

Gives heart and soul power.

Every loser becomes a winner,

Every wimp becomes a warrior

When garlic gets into him

When garlic gets in me,

Garlic gets in you,

Garlic gets in us.

Chagal (spoken):

I'll show these men to their room.

All (except Chagal, Alfred and Abronsius):

Garlic, garlic

Puts life into the abdomen.

Garlic, garlic

Makes the old young again,

Lets muscles swell,

Lets the juices pour.

Garlic brings relief!

Garlic dissolves juices,

Fortifies strength,

Brings relief.

Garlic!

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