Theef

A doctor's family is systematically attacked, apparently as a result of hexcraft

 

Although I've enjoyed Season 7 so far, a lot of that enjoyment has come either from funny or light-hearted episodes, or from episodes which have resembled low-budget horror movies. Theef, on the other hand, was a good old-fashioned X File, with its fair share of tension, nasty effects and creepy plot.

 

The Mulder-Scully exchange at the beginning was amusing (but believable), sending up the predictability of the conversations they usually have at that point in the episode (Mulder: "It's [insert weird sounding paranormal phenomenon of your choice]", Scully: "That has no basis in science, I'm sure there's a rational explanation." Or something like that anyway J). I liked the degree of open-mindedness they let Scully show in this episode - she accepted hexcraft as the "intent" immediately, which, while it surprised Mulder, was perfectly reasonable; after all, she wasn't saying that any magic had actually been performed, just that the perpetrator had wanted it to. Also, she never actually said that there wasn’t magic going on. She obviously disapproved of Mulder disclosing his entire witchcraft theory to the disbelieving (and bereaved) Wieder, most likely because he came over as a bit of a nutcase. And she seemed very sceptical in the magic shop. I'd guess that was because the shop owner seemed fairly similar to a lot of the other paranormal believers she's encountered, and even if she was beginning to accept the possibility of black magic, things can seem a lot less likely when you're confronted with the reality that they're "practiced" by a load of slightly odd people who dress like witches in fairy tales. I'm still not sure how far Scully actually believed in the hexcraft theory. I couldn't decipher her look at Mulder right at the end when he asked her "You're wondering if maybe Peattie could have saved her life?" She could have been saying yes, that maybe Peattie's magic could have saved his daughter. She could have meant that he should have been able to see his daughter, and she him, before she died, or simply that it wasn't Wieder's right to decide when Lynette should die. Scully left me, like Mulder, guessing.

 

Why do villains on The X Files so often look and behave so oddly? Peattie was the latest in a long line of creepy-looking criminals. We don't need to identify the culprit by his unusual hair and heavy accent. To be fair, though, The X Files has also produced some fairly normal-looking villains. Peattie, though, was an interesting character - a person, not a monster, who killed not for survival, but who had a clear motive for doing so. I think I felt sympathetic towards him for a couple of seconds (after all, his daughter had died), but that was outweighed by the small fact of him murdering innocent people.

 

Seeing Peattie performing his hexes in the Wieders' house was creepy, and there was real tension as he prepared the Scully doll. I actually winced as he pushed the nails in, and Scully's white eyes were fairly horrible. There's one thing I'd like to point out to Scully about that scene though - at the end, when Mulder showed her the doll, and she was looking at it, she perhaps should have remembered that, although the doll was interesting, there was a man who could have been dying just up the stairs. Prioritise, woman.

 

I was a little surprised that Wieder was put in charge of his wife's case at the hospital, but maybe they'd do that, I don't know. Turning the scanner into a microwave was simple (it gives out radiation, we use radiation to cook food, let's cook someone in a scanner - hardly ingenious) but very effective, and really horrible. I hope, though, that if something goes wrong with one of those machines, they do something more constructive than flashing "malfunction" at the operator - although maybe that was itself abnormal since Wieder later said there was no malfunction.

 

I really don't know why, but Peattie's taking the head and leaving the rest of Lynette's corpse amused me. It made me think of adverts: "DIY hexcraft - the essential accessory: the skeleton with detachable head. No more conspicuous carrying around of a large, bulky and rather inconvenient magic tool - simply take just the skull to practice the Dark Arts any time, anywhere. Perform hexes on holiday, curses in your car or spells at the supermarket. Jinx your enemies from miles away, and get away with it. Mail order only, terms and conditions apply."

 

Moving on, before the dark recesses of my mind embarrass themselves any more. The computer not finding anything for a Lynette Peattie treated by Wieder might have had something to do with the fact that they spelt his name wrong. I usually don't nitpick things like this, but after four years of German teachers obsessing over getting i's and e's the right way round ,you notice these things.

 

A final thought to end on: "Stinky's good." Indeed.

 

 

Best Lines

 

Mulder: What do you think it refers to? Who's the thief?

Scully: Well, that's certainly one question. I've got many.

Mulder: "Mulder, why are we here?"

Scully: To be fair, I might have used the words "Mulder, how is this and X File?"

Mulder: You see that, Scully, you always keep me guessing.

 

Wieder: So modern medicine, and all it encompasses - artificial hearts, laser surgery, gene therapy, to name a few - all of that arrayed against a pile of magic dirt, and you tell me I'll lose?

 

Wieder: I took maybe the last 20 minutes of her life. Seemed like a fair trade to make for the pain.

 

 

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