"If I had my wish I would have been a pro basketball player. If I had my second wish I would have been a pro baseball player. If I had my third wish, Mick Jagger would have stepped aside and I would be fronting the Rolling Stones, but aside from that I never really wanted to do anything"

"I'm proud of the fact that Mulder loses across the board and yet still remains a powerful person"

"Unfortunately, Gillian and I have been indoors for 18 hours a day for the last two years, so we've never seen any aliens"

"You kill a dog, forget it. You can kill as many people as you want, but if you kill a Pomeranian, you're in danger of losing an audience"

"It's probably fair to say that Mulder thinks about UFOs the way other men think about sex"

"I'd love to get in there and do a scene where it looks like I can really kick ass"

"There is a kind of spark that flies between us but it's based on intelligence…So our sparks fly from our foreheads rather than our genitals"

-Hotshots: The X Files and Other Eerie TV

"The subject matter is often so unreal. You can't say, "Yeah, I can play that scene because I remember when I was ten, I ran into an alien who wanted to take my blood"

"He's a loser. He doesn't get what he wants, he doesn't win fights and he doesn't get the girl"

"Because it's worldwide, we're bigger than Homer. Not bigger than Homer Simpson, though"

"If you put down the statistics of his win-loss record on paper, he's hopeless, and yet you don't feel that way about him"

"Téa and I were talking about roles that were meaningful to us at the beginning of our careers as possible names…So we came up with a list that included, for a boy, Uniformed Cop Duchovny or Man At Bar Duchovny. And we had a couple that could be for either sex, such as Passer By Duchovny"

"I'm sacrificing my life to this show, putting it on hold. I wouldn't do it again"

-TV Quick